Posted in Random on October 13, 2008 by Chris



Posted in Sports with tags , , on September 28, 2008 by Chris

I was four years old, the last time this happened.

Thank you CC.

And good luck in the playoffs guys. Should you end up in LA, I’ll be there.

Natural Selection.

Posted in Random with tags , on September 27, 2008 by Chris

Sometimes, you wonder how people are even smart enough to get dressed in the morning…


Posted in Random with tags , on August 26, 2008 by Chris

If you’d have asked me what I wanted for my birthday when I was ten, there’s a chance I could have replied with a new New Kids On The Block album.

Happy birthday to me twenty years too late…

I am smart sometimes. Sometimes not.

Posted in Random with tags , , on August 19, 2008 by Chris

When I was 18 years old, I sat in the waiting room of a tattoo parlor during walk-in day, ready to get a nose with feet from the cover of the Phish album; Junta. I walked out.

I wonder what would have happened if I had got that. I wonder if, in 10 years, I’ll think my Lucero tattoo is stupid…

Just for fun.

Posted in Sports with tags , on August 19, 2008 by Chris



Posted in Random with tags , , on August 15, 2008 by Chris

As I was crossing the street today, I came across what appeared to be a homeless man pushing a cart full of garbage and rare recyclable metals. He was, as many homeless, talking out loud about something crazy. But as I heard him talking and watched him pass me, I took pause…

…was he wearing a bluetooth headset under that huge mess of greyed dirty hair? Was he really having a perfectly lucid conversation with his granddaughter in Boise?

The recent explosion of headsets, especially here in CA with our new laws, has led me to ask these two questions;

Are regular people roaming the streets, talking on their phones about Sally Jesse Rafael and peaches and that one time that happened to them, looking more like crazy homeless people?

Or are homeless people roaming the streets, yelling wildly about parrots and jello and David Arquette, looking more like normal people on their phones?