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Posted in Sports with tags , , on September 28, 2008 by Chris

I was four years old, the last time this happened.

Thank you CC.

And good luck in the playoffs guys. Should you end up in LA, I’ll be there.


Just for fun.

Posted in Sports with tags , on August 19, 2008 by Chris


Someone is stoked today.

Posted in Sports with tags , , on August 7, 2008 by Chris

Cubs fans suck.

Posted in Sports with tags , , on August 5, 2008 by Chris

I don’t get it. I love baseball. And I have nothing but respect for all those who love baseball too, regardless of the team they like. I live every day in the shadow of Dodger Stadium, literally. And I proudly wear my Brewers cap, and never experience any more than a playful joshing from the hundreds of LA caps I come across.

The only time I’ve been to Wrigley Field a couple seasons ago, we made friends with the guys behind us, who loved us so much they took us to The Cubby Bear and watched our backs as we celebrated a huge Brewers win in April. So in my following rant, I don’t include those 4 guys, wherever you are. I don’t remember your names, but you were awesome.

Cubs fans are assholes. Seriously, there is something wrong with those people.

The Curse, the Bartman, whatever. It’s been a rough century for them, but none of that excuses they way they act. The Cubs aren’t good! It baffles me to see people be SO cocky over such a historically bad team. And they focus their inner frustrations of being the biggest losers in pro sports into becoming an uber-a-hole, the likes of which most people have never seen.

This one, I don’t get. There’s no real rivalry between the Sox and Cubs, except sharing the city. They barely play and affect each other so little. This has got to be a city rivalry thing… northside vs. southside, white collar vs. blue collar, whatever. BUT IT WAS A LITTLE KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY. How that turns into beating a guy to brink of death for what amounts to NOT liking your team… I really hope these guys go away for a long time.

This one I guess I get a little more, at least how it escalated, since it was right after the game that mattered between two teams that affect each other, with lots of drinking, whatever. But the taunting alone is classless and disrespectful, to act that way at OUR HOME. You’re not in Chicago, it’s not your turf. Get on your bus and go away. But getting off the bus and beating a guy in his home for liking the home team… Christ people. Have fun getting raped in prison

These people need to seek help.

PS- Funny CraigsList ad.

Long Time, No Write.

Posted in Random, Sports with tags , , on July 21, 2008 by Chris

Sorry for the deeeelay. For the past few weeks, I’ve been in Milwaukee for my wedding, which was absolutely perfect in nearly every way, five days there the honeymoon, then the other five days at the Grand Floridian at Walt Disney World. Needless to say, it’s been a fantastic few weeks for me.

I have had lots and lots swirling about in my noggin for this blog; but as I sit down, I only have two things that come to mind:

1. I HATE those ball sacks that hang from underneath truck bumpers. If your truck has balls, it probably also contains a douchebag.

2. With all this Brett Favre news (the ESPN Bottom Line ticker now has a FAVRE category, along with NFL MLB NCAA…) going around these days, how did they miss him turning black? Further inspection of this package also indicates that he now looks exactly like Reggie Miller.

Our ushers.

Posted in Random, Sports with tags , , on June 20, 2008 by Chris

Lakers Celtics, oh my. (Volume II)

Posted in Sports with tags , , on June 15, 2008 by Chris

Graffiti on our front gate.